If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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