Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I've blown a few things in my day
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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