walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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