Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
is that a dick in a sweater?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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