I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I fill condoms, not promises.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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