jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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