We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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