sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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