I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
what day is it and did you see me today?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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