HIV tests are more positive than that guy
we're chasing vodka with high fives
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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