ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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