do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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