Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I believe in your delicious
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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