YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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