I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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