I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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