I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Shame is for Republicans.
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