Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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