glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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