So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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