Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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