I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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