You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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