We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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