there was a trapeze. enough said
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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