my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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