I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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