Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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