I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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