Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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