She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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