Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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