girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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