I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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