Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Oh Jesus.
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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