He is such a slut. More and more my type.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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