ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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