Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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