is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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