That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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