someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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