I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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