I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I came so hard my ears popped.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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