loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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