We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I pour the whiskey from now on
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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