theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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