We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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