dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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