I heard we made out
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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