idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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