Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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